Race

Girl : Aap Ka Mobile Bohat Acha He
Kitney ka Liya ?
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Boy: Race competition Me Jeeta He.
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Girl: Wow ! Race Me Kitne Log Thy?
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Boy: 3 Police Wale, 1 Mobile Shop
Wala Or Main...

No person in this world

No person in this world is born as a friend or as an enemy
"Our behaviour attitude & character makes them what they are to us..."

Net Package

Teacher:"Aaj pehli baar tum class me
baat kar rahy ho..
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hamesha tum nazre jhuka ke meri
baate sunty thy kya ho gya hai
tumhe.. ??
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Boy :"sir ji net package khatm ho gya
hai... :p

True friendship

True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island… to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.

Nazuk Mizaaj

Nazuk Mizaaj Hai Woh Pari Kuch Is Qadar....

Payal Jo Pehni Paon Mein To Cham Cham Se Darr Gai….

GHAZAL

GHAZAL
Chalo Main Bataon!
Kaisy Ho Tum,,,

Meray Liye..! Meri Duniya Ho Tum,,
Choo K Jo Guzri Wo Hawa Ho Tum,,
Main ne Jo Mangi.. Wo Dua Ho Tum,,

Karey Mujhe Jo Roshan Wo Diya Ho Tum,,
Meray intizar Ki Rahat Ho Tum,,

Meray Dil Ki Chahat Ho Tum,,
Tum Ho To... Ye Duniya Hai Meri,,,

woh roya to boht

woh roya to boht
magar mujh se munh mor k roya.
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koi majburi hogi
Jo dil tor k roya.
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Mere samne kar diye meri tasveer k tukrey,
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Pata laga mere pichey wo unko Jor k roya.
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Jo muskraya tha meri moat ki khabar sun kar,
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Laash dekh kar meri wo Jaan tor k roya.
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Hua Jb usey ehsaas apni sangeen ghalti ka,
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Suna hai “Dost”
Qabar pe meri wo hath Jor k roya..!

GHAZAL

::,-BEST GHAZAL-,::
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Hm mar jayen ge
Ik din dekh lena,
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Ro do ge bohat
Tum us din dekh
Lena,
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Duniya mæn hæn
To parwa ñhi
Hamari,
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Chorr Jayen ge
Tumhæn ik din
Dekh lena,
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Aansu chupatey
Phiro ge sub se
Tum,
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Itna hi hum yaad
Aayen ge dekh
Lena,
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Kuch yadain
Mithi mithi si
Tum ko bohat
Satayen gi,?
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Tum khud ko na
Rok pao ge dekh
Lena,
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Mana k kuch ñhi
Hoon Aaj mæn
Tumhare liye,
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Kal tumharey
Liye ik yaad ban
Jayon ga dekh
Lena..........!!

Qayamat

Qayamat Hai Tera Yunh Ban Sanwar K Samney Aana...

Hamary Dil Ki Chor'ro, Aainey Pe Kiya Guzarti Hogi...

Mujhko Kho Do Gy

Mujhko Kho Do Gy To Pachtao Gy Bohat…..!!!!

Ye Aakhri Ghalti Tum KhoOb Soch Ke Karna…..!!!

Tasalli

Tasalli Zara c Ho Jaye Gi Faqat Itna Bata Do Na...

Mujhe Jo Hichkiyan Aati Hain Kya Tum Yaad Krty Ho...??

Na Hi Kö¡ Dard HögA

Wo Aaye To Usay kehna k Hum Ne Chor Di Mehfil Yaron Ki

...Na köi Hamdard Hoga Or Na Hi Kö¡ Dard HögA....

A Blessed Happy Birthday

Before The Clock Reach The 12

I Should Take The Opportunity

To Wish You A Brand New year

Of Your Life …!!

A Blessed Happy Birthday

**@HaPpY BirtHdaY@**

Wish u many many Happy returns of day,
have a
every enjoyfull moment in ur life, have
delightfull every second of every minutes,
enjoy a day with
happyness best luck for ur brightness future.
best wishesh for ur enjouful birthday.....
 **@HaPpY BirtHdaY@**

SOME LIKE ''SUNDAY''

SOME LIKE ''SUNDAY''
SOME LIKE ''MONDAY'' 
BUT 
I LIKE ONLY ''ONEDAY'' 
THAT IS YOUR ''BIRTHDAY''

Udassi

Udassi Tum Par Beetay Gi To Tum Bhi Jano Gy...

Koe Nazar Andaz Kare To Kitna Dard Hota Hai...

Muskurahat

Aj UsS k Rukhsaar Pe Wohe Muskurahat....!!!

Phir Se Kisi Ghareeb Ke Dil Ki Khair Nahe....!!!

Teri Jhuki Nazar

Teri Jhuki Nazar Teri Har Adda Mujhy keh Rahi Hy Ye Daastan....

Koi Shaksh Hy Jo ke In DinOo Tery Zehn-O-Dil Py Chaa Gaya....

Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry..........

Teacher: Ek Aysa Sentence Batao Jis Mein

Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi Or English Ka Sahi Istamal Hua Ho..

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Sardar: Ishq Di Gali Vich No Entry..........

Wo Kehti Hai ...........

Wo Kehti Hai ...........
"Tumhen Mujh Sy Mohabbat Iss Qader Kyon Hai...??

K Main Ek Aam Si Larrki, Tumhen Q Khaas Lagti Hon...??"

Nazar Tum Pe Ruk Gayi

Jalwey To Be-Panah They Is kaynaat
Me...!!

Ye Aur Baat Hai ki Nazar Tum Pe Ruk
Gayi...!!

Koi Ghazal Suna Ker Kya Karna

Koi Ghazal Suna Ker Kya Karna,
Yoon Baat Barrha Kar Kya Karna,

Tum Mere Thay, Tum Mere Ho,
Dunya Ko Bata Kar Kya Karna?

Tum Ehad Nibhaoo Chahat Say,
Koi Rasm Nibha Kar Kya Krna,

Tum Khafa Bhi Ache Lagty Ho,
Phir Tum Ko Mana Kar Kya Karna,

Tere Dar Pey Aa Ke bethay hain,
Ab Ghar Bhi Ja Ker Kya Krna,

Din Yaad Say Acha Guzary Ga,
Pir Tum Ko Bhula Kar Kya Krna.

Achey Lagtey Ho

Bus !!! Tum Ko Hi Yeh Kamaal Hasil Hay...!!!!!!

Waqt Ba Waqt Achey Lagtey Ho...!!!!!!

Kabhi Pegham-E-Ulfat

Kabhi Pegham-E-Ulfat or Kabhi Tera Khafa Hona...

Hay To Sara Sar Najaiz, Lekin Teri Yeh Bhi Mehrbani...

Na Miltay Ho, Na Bichartay Ho

Riwaaj To Yehi Hay Dunya Ka Mil Jana Bichar Jana...!!!

Tum Se Yeh Kesa Rishta Hay? Na Miltay Ho, Na Bichartay Ho...!!!

Kisi Ko Pyar Itna Dena

Kisi Ko Pyar Itna Dena Ki Had Na Rahe...!
Par Aitbaar Bhi Itna Rakhna Ki Shak Na Rahe...!

Wafa Itni Karna Ki Bewafai Na Ho...!
Aur Dua Bus Itni Karna Ki Judai Na Ho…!

Apni Haseen Aankhon Me

Apni Haseen Aankhon Me Chupa Lo Mujhko...!

Mujhse Mohabbat Karte Ho To Chura Lo Mujhko...!

Khone Ka Khoaf Hai To Dil ke Har Dhadkan Me Basa Lo Mujhko...!

Dhoop Ho ya Chaaon Ho Tere Sath Sath Chalu Apna Humsafar Bana Lo Mujhko...!

Wishing u a day soft as silk.....

Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
White as milk.....
Sweet as honey&full of money....
May all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY

Apne Dil Main

Apne Dil Main Chupa Lo Mujhe........

Dunia Ki Nazrain Sawal Kerti Hain Kon Ho Tum Mere.......

Tumhari Duniya Me

Tumhari Duniya Me "HUM" Jese Hazaron Honge...!!

Mgr...

Humari Duniya Mein "TUM" Sa Koi bhi Nahi hai...!!

Rakhna Mera Khayal

Rakhna Mera Khayal Ab Umar Bhar K Liye ...........

Lo Maine Apne Ap ko Tumhari Amanat Kar Diya....